Lench Mob started junior year at Mira Mesa High School as sort of a rival to da Rice Clan. We had nothin really against them but we thought a lot of them were arrogant so a small group of us homies decided to have our own little crew. Originally started out as da Lunch Mob cuz we all had da same lunch period, we decided dat was kinda gay so we jus bit off da Lench Mob name entirely. For all yallz dat dont know, da Lench Mob is a rap group dats with Ice Cube. Anywayz, da crew and da name stuck. Da OG LM crew consisted of Me, Jerome, Jojo, Reggie, and Tim. We've added a few more people since then. Here's a brief bio of each of us. Check it out, Captain Cool Guy!

OG LM

ME: I pretty much founded LM...well actually me n' Giovanni, but he's a loser so we won't mention him again. On our bball team I play both forward positions and shooting guard. I like shooting from long range but I've been experimenting with a low post hook shot. For more about me, check out the ABOUT ME section on the previous page!
Aliases: DJ EJ, Pepsi Man, CMG, Alfredo, Superstar, Ram Man, Webmaster, Mr. Goodbar, micro, EF (Everett's Friend), UltraFlo, Ultra240, KIZmaPWET.
Pager Code: 240
MarioKart 64 Character: Bowser

JEROME: He's the goofy one of da group. He jus plain crazy... Back in da day his house was our hang out spot. When we weren't eating Godfather's Pizza and playing cards or Street Fighter II there, we'd jus chill and have Price Club snacks. He's a power forward/center and has patented the "crazy hook." Jerome's also been prone to being smacked in the face by basketballs.
Aliases: Jed, Kujed, "in da zone", Gman, Apu(from the Simpsons), the guy that got blown up by the grenade arrow in Rambo, Big C, Yogi Bear, Romie Rome, Jerhomie, Jeromahhh.
Quotes: Yeaaahhhh!, ...after the beepaaahh, ready...set..groww!, the thing that's on the tree..., huh? what?, C'mon mayan!
Pager Code: 75
MarioKart 64 Character: not sure...I think Mario/Luigi or Donkey Shlong

Jonathan: He goes by Jojo. All the chicks dig him cuz he's mestizo (half spanish, half filipino). He's also goofy but he does it on purpose...I think... On our team he's a shooting guard and defensive specialist. He's mastered the "swan" defense.
Aliases: Jojo, spino, jorge, jochata, Fromagnon, pretty boy, PB Max, Mark Sanders' twin, lof, hotdog.
Quotes: Go caca!, how about that? u like that don't u?, eiht!, excuse brief, eat my shlong...now!, great!,hana na mai...ma haaa!!! hi...bye, my name's Jojo...thanks!, ghet out!, aalll riightey then!, buh breahh..., yay!
Pager Code: 70
MarioKart 64 Character: Toad

Reggie: He's da horny bastard of the group. He's a real beaver hunter. He may look hard but he's as goofy as the rest of us. For some reason he alwayz gets the chicks...I just don't understand how he does it! He's up at UCI now so we don't get to see him much now but we still tight. He don't ball. If he does, he just the designated fouler or the Mike annoyer.
Aliases: Theo, Chef Raekwan, Wedgie, BuckWheat, dat horny bastard.
Quotes: Damn look at her ass!, I want to $@!% her!, biyatch!
Pager Code: 187

Tim: He's da quiet one, but lately he's been building up his balls. Back in the day he had a flat top haircut so we used to call him Chris Mullin. He's usually mistaken as Mexican cuz the shaved head and goattee but really he's half white and half japanese. His eyes make him look like Richard Gere. He's been known to wolf down 4 Burger King Whoppers in one sitting (about 15 minutes). On our team he's the shooting guard but if he has to he'll play the point. He recently signed up for the Air Force. Dayam, anotha LM brotha lost to da dayam military. It's all Julius' fault....dayam armyboy!!!!
Aliases: ScroTim, Richard Gere, Jason Kid, Timote (tim-oh-tay), timbre, tympani, air force boy.
Quotes: uhh..i dunno, samwiches, brefeks, give me back my son!!, oitmeal, clairemount, let's go lift weights, let's go to North Island, that's disgusting, yo momma!, FACEDOWN!!!, help me...nga nga!
Pager Code: 13
MarioKart 64 Character: anyone left

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Julius: He's in the army but should be out sometime next year. He didn't hook up wit us until senior year, but we've known him since 7th grade from ballin at school. We're unstoppable when he runs with us. He's quick, strong, gots leaps and can shoot from anywhere. We can't wait till he comes back.
Aliases: Armyboy, Darky, Dr. Juls, Darkimedes' brother, shadow, Ulit me down.
Quotes: the army's cool man, I know hand to hand combat, I can do the touch of death on Mike, hey buddy, no I'm filipino...really, I'm not an egot.
Pager Code: 711

Tom: Known this guy since 7th grade also from ballin but never really hung out with him till we hit UCSD. On our team he's our point guard. He's developed three range just recently and a cross over. His specialty is his handles.
Aliases: Chinese Fiesta Boy, Yellow, TT, Lil Tom, Tomarindo, "he's so nice", Tomro (ormot backwards), Madskillz, tommie.
Quotes: What?, Oh...my...God, let's go to Towers, woo haa!, Go Bulls!, Lakers Suck!, Go Rams!, yay!
Pager Code: 33
MarioKart 64 Character: Luigi or Mario

Jason: Met this dude in Summer Enrichment and Summer Bridge. He's the wacky ass of the group. I used to be irritated by this guy at first cuz whenever I'd look up in class, he'd be lookin at me. So I did my usual "yo momma" jokes on him. Started hangin out with him soph year here at UCSD. On our team he's an off guard. We've got to work with him to polish his game cuz he's a beginner, but he's always off doin sumfin or with somebody...not to mention any names...like Amie or anything...=P Jason still doesn't have the love for the game!
Aliases: TTL, Rolo, wacky ass, Robert, qball, jball.
Quotes: You bastard!,Woo hoo haa, apparently..., hey...get this..., it's GO time!, 6 is good, hey..how's it goin?, I gotta throw one, yay!
Pager Code: 78
MarioKart 64 Character: Donky Shlong

Terry: He was my roommate in Summer Bridge. I didn't like him at first just cuz...well... jus cuz. Later during the mandatory "get to know your roommate" session, I found out that this guy was cool and we had similar interests. He looks like your typical white guy, but he's actually half German, and half Mexican. He's asian washed...his friends from back home in Cerritos are friggin hoods...they even scared me! Note: Never get this guy drunk! On our team he can play both forward positions. He's a good mid-range shooter.
Aliases: T$ (T money), Germexican, Terry Ffftman, Terry Buffman, Scary Terry, Terrence George, Jon B., laser.
Quotes: I'm Ice Cube...cuz I got the biggest pubes...I got the biggest pubes of all the rest!!!, These beans are good, pukengkeng!!!, Fffft, oohh...I dunno..., I can't...I think I better study, Fffft.
Pager Code: 123
MarioKart 64 Character: anyone

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